I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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