it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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