it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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