I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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