it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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