I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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