When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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