she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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