Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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