this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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