It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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