I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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