Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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