why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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