I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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