Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Dick very happy bro
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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