We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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