I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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