Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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