you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Randomize
