I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize