Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I supernannyed him into submission
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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