Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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