where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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