Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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