You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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