I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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