oh god the rape fog is back!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't think brook has ever known best
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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