There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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