She is in my trunk
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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