New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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