I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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