he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The chlamydia really affected his face.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She needs sedatives and a leash
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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