WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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