Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Did you just see the Batmobile???
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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