I cockslap morals
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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