Heybabeimwearingurpanties
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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