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I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I want to be your penis for a week.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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