don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Can you repeat that, but with context?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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