how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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