Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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