He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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