Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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