And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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