what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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