I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If I die, sorry about rent.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
