Christians are straight up FREAKS
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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