Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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