so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
