At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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