Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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