the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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