the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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