Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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