These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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