please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm at about main and main street
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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