she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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