We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
